b*tch

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1
A girl who works for you on the streets, but only if you hand her your wallet and your dignity.
She asked for a dollar, I gave her my soul and my credit card.
I saw her at the corner, I knew I was doomed.
She said, 'Give me your money or I'll tell your mom.' I gave her my money.
2
That word you yell when you're so angry you can't think straight, and you're too lazy to spell it right.
'You think you're cool? I'm gonna b*tch slap you!'
He said I was ugly, so I said 'b*tch' and walked away.
She said I was a dork, I said 'b*tch' and threw a pencil at her.
3
When you beat someone's ass so hard in a game that they cry and beg you to stop.
He lost the game, he cried like a baby.
She got 10 kills and said, 'I'm the b*tch of this game.'
He said, 'I'm not done yet,' and I said, 'You're the b*tch now.'
4
Trying to catch a girl's eye when she's already got a frap, a booty short, and a name like Olivia.
He tried to flirt with her, but she said, 'I'm taken.'
She had a frap, a booty short, and a name like Becky. He was doomed.
He asked her out, she said, 'I'm already cool.'
5
That annoying end of a sentence, like when someone says, 'I'm so tired, b*tch.'
He ended his sentence with 'b*tch' and I was annoyed.
She said, 'I'm not going, b*tch.' I said, 'You're the b*tch now.'
He said, 'I'm done, b*tch,' and I was done with him.
6
A group of people who can't spell the word b*tch but still use it in every sentence.
She said, 'Noodlez b*tch:>, I'm here.'
Giorno_Giovanna-boii said, 'I'm not a b*tch.'
They all said, 'We're the b*tch of this chat.'
7
A piece of garbage who loves Ubi's games so much they'll do anything, including sell their soul.
He sold his soul to Ubi for a game.
She prostituted herself for Ubi and still said, 'I'm the b*tch of this game.'
He said, 'I love Ubi,' and I said, 'You're the b*tch.'
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