B'stard

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A smelly, money-loving British politician who thinks he's a king. He's so full of himself he'd argue with a ghost.
"I'm not a bastard, I'm a B'stard!" he yelled at the ghost of his ex-wife.
He tried to steal the budget just to buy a new suit.
He called the prime minister a 'mediocre twerp' during a debate.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A politician who's so bad at his job, he makes taxes sound fun. He's like a bad cup of tea, you can't even finish it.
He blamed the economy for his bad hair day.
He tried to bribe the whole country to get a raise.
He said 'fascism' but meant 'fancy shoes.'
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A politician who thinks he's a god, but he's actually a smelly man who can't even spell 'fascism' right.
He tried to take over the world just to get more money.
He called the press 'useless little monkeys.'
He got angry because someone said his name wrong.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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