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When you screw someone, then instantly run out the door like you're on fire and your pants are smoking.

After I blew my buddy, I ran out like I was escaping a flaming toilet.

She had sex with the guy, then bolted out the window like a thief.

He had a quickie and then vanished like he was hiding from a cop.

A guy who looks like a lesbian from behind, but is still a guy and probably has a tiny weenie and a obsession with superheroes.

He walked in wearing a choker and a short haircut, and I thought he was my sister’s friend.

He wore a Batman shirt to the gym and looked like a walking comic book.

He eats calzones like it’s a religious experience and still has a tiny cock.

When someone shits all over you like a giant dump truck full of poop.

He hit me with a ton of lies and I felt like I had been hit by a dump truck.

She talked so much nonsense I felt like I was drowning in bull shit.

He gave me such a load of crap, I think I could grow a garden from it.