Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A warning that someone is about to say something so dumb it makes your brain hurt

B. S. C. A.! He just called his mom a toaster.

B. S. C. A.! She thinks aliens are running the school.

B. S. C. A.! He said the moon is made of melted cheese.

2

When someone is so nuts it feels like they just ate a whole pizza and a bag of chips

B. S. C. A.! He tried to fight the principal with a stapler.

B. S. C. A.! She told the teacher the math test was a conspiracy.

B. S. C. A.! He thinks the vending machine is alive.

3

A loud shout used when someone is about to do something so stupid it will go down in history

B. S. C. A.! He jumped into the pool wearing socks.

B. S. C. A.! She tried to negotiate with the lunch lady.

B. S. C. A.! He said he was going to be president by next week.

4

A signal that someone is about to say something so ridiculous it might cause a riot

B. S. C. A.! He said the gym was haunted by invisible ghosts.

B. S. C. A.! She claimed the cafeteria was run by aliens.

B. S. C. A.! He tried to talk to the clock.

5

When someone is so crazy it’s like they’ve been eating too much glitter and not enough brain food

B. S. C. A.! He tried to explain that the math teacher was a robot.

B. S. C. A.! She told the principal the school was going to explode.

B. S. C. A.! He said he could fly if he jumped high enough.