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Bitches and Hoes. The only thing worse than them is when they talk about their exes like they’re still alive.

Yo, I just saw my ex at the gas station. I almost peed my pants.

My girl’s ex came back and now she’s acting like he’s the second coming.

I told my girl’s ex he was a dead man walking. He came back and now he’s a zombie.

Bitches and Hoes. They’re like the annoying little brother of your life, but they also bring you snacks.

My girl brought me pizza and then told me her ex was still in love with her.

I just got a text that said ‘I miss you’ from my ex, and now my girl is mad.

My girl’s ex showed up at my job and asked me if I had any idea what I was doing.

Bitches and Hoes. They’re the reason you’re still alive, but also the reason you want to die.

My girl’s ex came to my house and asked me if I had any idea what was going on.

My girl cried for three hours because her ex sent her a text that said ‘I miss you’.

I had to break up my girl’s ex and her because he was still trying to get back with her.