B.O.dorant

My deodorant is so bad it smells like my grandpa’s socks after a three-day trip to the woods.

I used this deodorant and now my whole class thinks I ate a dead rat.

This B. O. dorant is like a fart that never ends.

He put on deodorant like it was a last-chance survival plan, but he still smells like a gym sock.

She used deodorant like it was magic, but her B. O. was louder than a truck horn.

He smells like a trash can in the summer, and that deodorant did nothing.