B.O stick

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1
the sticky, smelly stuff you spray under your arms to keep your clothes from smelling like a gym sock in summer
My B. O stick is my only friend at lunch.
I used my B. O stick like a rocket fuel before my big presentation.
My B. O stick is the reason my mom still talks to me.
2
the magic potion you hope your crush doesn’t notice you’re using before you hug them
I forgot my B. O stick and my crush smelled like my brother’s gym bag.
I sprayed my B. O stick like I was painting a masterpiece.
My B. O stick is the only thing keeping my crush from running away.
3
the thing you blame when your shirt smells like your dog took a nap in it
I used my B. O stick once and my shirt still smelled like my dog’s bed.
I forgot my B. O stick and my shirt was a crime scene.
My B. O stick was supposed to save me, but it just made me smell like my dog’s bed.
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