Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A stupid Scottish word that means 'just now' or 'today.' It's like saying 'what the hell is this?' but with more laziness.

'I saw him b'noo,' said the guy who never left his couch.

'She texted me b'noo,' he said, still in pajamas at 3 PM.

'The pizza came b'noo,' but it was cold and full of regret.

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A cursed Scottish term that means 'just now' or 'today.' It's like a bad pun from a drunk man.

'I finished my homework b'noo,' he said, still in his pajamas.

'He came b'noo,' she said, like it was a crime.

'The coffee was b'noo,' but it tasted like regret and burnt toast.

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A stupid Scottish word for 'just now' or 'today.' It's like a lazy person's excuse for everything.

'I got here b'noo,' he said, still in his pajamas.

'The dog ate my homework b'noo,' he whined.

'The internet died b'noo,' and he was too lazy to fix it.

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A cursed Scottish slang for 'just now' or 'today.' It’s like a swear word for people who don’t care.

'I started my job b'noo,' he said, still in his pajamas.

'She texted me b'noo,' but I was too busy being lazy.

'The dog came b'noo,' and he was still in his pajamas.

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A stupid Scottish word that means 'just now' or 'today.' It’s like the worst kind of excuse ever.

'I got here b'noo,' he said, still in his pajamas.

'He came b'noo,' like it was a crime.

'The internet died b'noo,' and he was too lazy to fix it.