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A search engine that’s so bad, even your grandma’s toaster uses it.
"B$NG. gave me 1000 results for 'how to make toast' and none of them worked."
"I tried to look up 'how to not be annoying' and it just said 'try again'."
"My dog searched for 'food' on B$NG. and got 3000 results for 'how to bark louder.'"