Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A German car company that makes fancy cars for rich people who think they're cool.

My cousin drives a BMW and thinks he's James Bond. He's not. He's just rich and stupid.

My mom says BMW stands for 'Boring Man's Wheels'.

I saw a BMW crash into a mailbox. It was like a rich man crying.

2

A type of smoky drink that tastes like regret and bad decisions.

My uncle drinks black & mild wine every day. He says it's 'the drink of the broken-hearted.'

I tried black & mild wine. It tasted like my ex's bad breath.

My grandma calls it 'the drink of middle-aged men who don't know how to live.'

3

A big Mexican woman who can take on the whole world and win.

My aunt is a beautiful Mexican woman. She once kicked my cousin out of a taco truck.

My cousin said a big Mexican woman was the best part of a Mexican restaurant.

My neighbor's girlfriend is a big Mexican woman. She once fought off three guys with just a tortilla.

4

A stupid abbreviation that rich people use to make themselves sound fancy.

My friend said BMW was 'Bat Man's Willy.' I asked why he said that. He said, 'Because it's stupid.'

My teacher told us BMW means 'Boring Man's Wheels.'

My brother thinks it's 'Bat Man's Willy' and he won't stop laughing.

5

A big piece of meat that black men think is the key to happiness.

My cousin says black man's weiner is the best thing in life. He's not wrong.

I saw a guy at the gym flexing his black man's weiner like it was a trophy.

My uncle says black man's weiner is 'the best part of being a man.'

6

A wish that black men have but never come true.

My dad's black man's wish was to be rich. He's still waiting.

My uncle's wish was to have a car. He got a car. It broke down the next day.

My brother's wish was to be cool. Now he's 40 and still thinks he's 15.

7

A stupid way to get around in San Francisco when you're too lazy to walk.

My friend took Bart Muni & Walking to work. He said it was 'the best way to get there and back.'

I took Bart Muni & Walking once. I got lost and ended up in the ocean.

My mom says Bart Muni & Walking is 'the best way to get around if you're too lazy to walk.'