b'jrbl

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1
Using your butt to send a message or call someone like you're the lowest form of life.
My butt called my mom because I was too lazy to pick up the phone.
I b'jrbl'd my crush because I couldn't text them with my hands.
My butt called my teacher during lunch because I was being a pain.
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Calling or texting someone with your butt because your brain is too tired to think.
I b'jrbl'd my friend because I was too high to use my phone.
My butt sent a text to my dad saying 'I hate you' because I was mad.
I called my brother with my butt because I didn’t want to talk to him.
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A way to communicate with someone by using your butt like it's your phone.
I b'jrbl'd my crush during class because I couldn’t stop thinking about them.
My butt called my mom at 2 AM because I was being a mess.
I sent a butt text to my friend saying 'I’m coming over' because I was too lazy to type.
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Using your butt to call or message someone because your hands are too busy doing something stupid.
I b'jrbl'd my mom while eating pizza because I was too full to type.
I called my friend with my butt because I was holding a burger.
I sent a butt text to my teacher because I was eating chips during class.
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A butt call or text that happens when you're too lazy to use your hands or brain.
I b'jrbl'd my friend because I was too lazy to talk to them.
I sent a butt text to my crush because I was too shy to write it.
I called my brother with my butt because I was being a giant pain.
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