B.I.C.T.R.N

My mom just walked in my room and I'm f***ed.

I'm eating a whole pizza and I can't speak.

I just got yelled at by my boss and I'm too f***ed up to talk.

I just drank 5 energy drinks and I'm a f***ing monster.

I'm crying because my dog ran away.

I just got into a fight with my best friend and I'm too f***ed up to talk.

I'm doing my homework and I'm f***ing busy.

I'm trying to beat my high score on this game.

I'm eating and I'm too busy to talk.

I just woke up and I'm f***ing dead.

I worked 12 hours and I'm too tired.

I was running for 30 minutes and I'm too f***ing tired to talk.

I'm thinking about my problems and I can't talk.

I'm daydreaming about my future and I'm too f***ing lost.

I just got hit with a bunch of ideas and I'm f***ing lost.

I'm watching my favorite show and I can't talk.

I'm playing a game and I'm too f***ing distracted.

I'm trying to do my homework and I can't focus.