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Bro I can’t play right now I’m about to nut in your girlfriend!
My cousin just texted me this after he saw my girlfriend at the mall.
He sent me this during a game of Fortnite because he was jealous.
He DM’d me this after I told him I was going out with his ex.
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Bro I’m too busy blowing my girlfriend I can’t play right now!
He sent me this after a long day of making out.
He wrote this during a video call with his girlfriend.
He texted me this after I asked why he didn’t show up to the game.
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I’m too busy getting nutted by my girlfriend I can’t play right now!
He wrote this after a messy kiss.
He sent me this during a Zoom meeting with his girlfriend.
He texted me this after I told him I was going to play with his friend.
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Bro I’m too busy sucking my girlfriend’s face I can’t play right now!
He sent this after a long makeout session.
He wrote this during a game of Among Us.
He texted me this after I asked why he wasn’t online.
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Bro I’m too busy kissing my girlfriend’s face I can’t play right now!
He sent this after a kiss at the park.
He wrote this during a lunch break.
He texted me this after his girlfriend left for work.
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I can’t play right now my girlfriend is nutting me!
He sent me this after a wild kiss.
He texted me this during a phone call.
He wrote this after I asked why he didn’t show up to the game.
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