B.i.B (Blanket in the Butt)

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A whole day wasted on the couch, wrapped in a blanket like a burrito. You don’t care about life, your mom, or why your pants are still on from yesterday. B. i. B is the best way to recover from being a human.

My B. i. B started at 9 AM and ended at 5 PM. I didn’t even notice my cat died.

I was so deep in my B. i. B I forgot to eat. My stomach screamed at me.

I spent my B. i. B watching cat videos and eating cereal for dinner.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

You’re so lazy you’re wrapped in a blanket like a dead body. You don’t get up, you don’t talk, and you don’t even bother to brush your teeth. B. i. B is the best revenge against the world.

My B. i. B was so good I forgot my own name. My dog walked in and I didn’t even acknowledge it.

I did my B. i. B in pajamas, with pizza for breakfast, and I didn’t move until noon.

I did my B. i. B for three days straight. My mom called me a ghost.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A day where you’re so comfy you don’t even know your own name. You’re wrapped in a blanket, eating chips, and you don’t care if the world ends. B. i. B is the best way to be a total waste of space.

I did my B. i. B and forgot to do my laundry. My room looked like a war zone.

I did my B. i. B on Saturday and Sunday. My brain was so tired I couldn’t think straight.

I did my B. i. B while watching videos of people fighting. I didn’t even care.

by Slangipedia 15d ago