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the Bull is a bar where all the dumb guys go to yell and drink like they're in a wrestling match
"I challenged him to a drinking contest and lost, but I still think I won.", @BullDude23
"The Bull is where I go to forget my life and remember I'm an idiot.", @BullIsLife
"I got into a fight over who was the best wrestler in the 90s. It was just a Monday.", @BullFighter99
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the Hawk is the bar where the guys talk trash and laugh like they're the kings of the world
"I said I'd beat him in a drinking game. He said I was a coward. I said he was a coward. We both drank.", @HawkMan45
"The Hawk is where I go to pretend I'm rich and famous.", @HawkKing2000
"I told my friend I'd be back by 10. I'm still there. I told him I was a king.", @HawkDude12
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the Wheel is the bar where you sit and wait for your life to change, or at least for your friend to stop talking
"I've been here for three hours. My friend is still talking about his ex.", @WheelLife
"The Wheel is where I go to forget my problems and remember I have none.", @WheelGuy7
"I came for a drink and stayed for a lifetime of bad decisions.", @WheelDrinker
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