B.F.B.

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Big fat bastard. A way to insult fatties without them knowing. It’s like giving them a slap in the face with a sandwich.

My gym buddy is a B. F. B. He eats a whole pizza by himself and still complains about the workout.

My mom called my dad a B. F. B. because he ate the last slice of cake.

My teacher said I was a B. F. B. for eating all the snacks during lunch.

Big Fuckin' Bag. The largest bag in the game. It’s so big, it could hold a cow and still have room for a sandwich.

I used my B. F. B. to carry 1000 gold coins and still had room for my pet owl.

My friend’s B. F. B. was so full, it collapsed under its own weight.

I filled my B. F. B. with potions and ran out of the dungeon like a madman.

Butt fucking buddy. A friend who will sit next to you and not only laugh at your jokes but also make you eat their leftovers.

My B. F. B. laughed at my joke and then made me eat his soggy pizza crust.

My B. F. B. is the only one who can handle my loud singing in the shower.

My B. F. B. even eats my leftovers when I’m not looking.

Big Fucking Baby. A person who cries at every little thing and makes everyone around them lose their minds.

My B. F. B. cried because the coffee was too hot.

My B. F. B. called 911 because the chair was uncomfortable.

My B. F. B. whined the whole day because the ice cream was melting.

Bloodly Fucking Bored. So bored you want to die or punch someone in the face.

I was Bloodly Fucking Bored during class and drew a mustache on the teacher’s face.

I was Bloodly Fucking Bored and started arguing with the ceiling.

I was Bloodly Fucking Bored and yelled at my cat for no reason.