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A fake hot guy who looks great from far away but when they get close you realize they look like a rejected greasy pizza.
I thought he was a god, until he sat down and I saw his face.
She said he was cute. I said he looked like he had a raccoon in his pants.
He was my crush until he opened his mouth and I heard his teeth scream.
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Some guy who looks like a king from a mile away, but when he walks up to you, you think he got hit by a truck.
He looked like a movie star. Then he walked in and I felt my soul die.
She texted me, 'He’s hot.' I said, 'He’s hot from far away.'
He looked like a prince until he smiled and I saw his face.
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A guy who looks like a model from far away, but when he gets close, he looks like he just finished a fight with a chicken.
He looked like a dream. Then he walked up and I saw his face.
She said, 'He’s amazing.' I said, 'He’s amazing from far away.'
He had the face of a god until he got close.
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A guy who looks like a movie star from a long way off, but when he gets up close, he looks like he’s been in a trash can.
He was my favorite person until he walked in and I saw his face.
She said he was hot. I said, 'He’s hot from far away.'
He looked like a god until he opened his mouth.
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A guy who looks like a legend from a long way away, but when he walks up to you, he looks like he’s been eating dirt for a living.
He looked like a king. Then he walked in and I felt my heart break.
She said he was hot. I said, 'He’s hot from far away.'
He looked like a hero until he smiled.
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