B.D.H.F.M

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When a tiny wiener looks like a party hat for a mouse, and you can't stop laughing at it

My cousin's dong looks like a kid's birthday hat. It's adorable and gross at the same time.

That little thing is like a tiny mouse wearing a crown. I'm not even mad.

He tried to show off his B. D. H. F. M. and it looked like a sad balloon.

A mini sausage that looks like a birthday hat for a mouse, and it’s the most embarrassing thing ever

My brother’s B. D. H. F. M. made me cry. It was like a mouse in a party store.

She showed off her B. D. H. F. M. and I had to leave the room.

He walked into the room with his B. D. H. F. M. and I died.

When a little wiener is so tiny it looks like a birthday hat for a mouse, and you want to punch it

That B. D. H. F. M. was so tiny I wanted to punch it. It looked like a sad balloon.

His B. D. H. F. M. was like a mouse wearing a hat. I had to laugh or cry.

She had the worst B. D. H. F. M. ever. It was like a mini mouse in a party store.

A little penis that looks like a birthday hat for a mouse, and it's the most cringey thing ever

His B. D. H. F. M. was so cringey I wanted to hide under a table.

That little thing looked like a mouse with a hat. It was the worst.

She showed off her B. D. H. F. M. and I had to leave the room.

When a tiny sausage looks like a birthday hat for a mouse, and you can't stop laughing

That B. D. H. F. M. was so tiny and funny I laughed until I cried.

His little sausage looked like a mouse wearing a party hat. I lost it.

She had the best B. D. H. F. M. ever. It was like a tiny mouse in a party store.

A mini wiener that looks like a birthday hat for a mouse, and it's the most ridiculous thing ever

His B. D. H. F. M. was so ridiculous I had to leave the room.

That little thing looked like a mouse in a party store. It was the worst.

She showed off her B. D. H. F. M. and it looked like a tiny mouse wearing a hat.