B'daydas

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They’re the stuff you eat when you’re too lazy to cook. POTATOES. And you call them B'daydas because you’re a stupid Boston idiot.

I just ate three B'daydas like they were my ex.

My mom says I’m gonna die from eating too many B'daydas.

I don’t need no fancy food. Just give me my B'daydas and a beer.

You can boil them, mash them, or scream at them. POTATOES. And yeah, we call them B'daydas because we’re all insane.

I boiled my B'daydas so hard they turned into a crying baby.

My B'daydas are the only thing I’ve ever loved.

I ate my B'daydas with a spoon and a curse.

They’re the reason you’re fat. POTATOES. And we call them B'daydas because we’re too dumb to say ‘potato’ properly.

My B'daydas are so bad, they make my dog cry.

I eat B'daydas like they’re my life.

I married a B'dayda. It was a mistake.