b.c.y

My first cup of coffee was B. C. Y. I didn’t know sadness was a thing until I tried instant coffee.

This cup is so good, my dog licked the mug clean and didn’t even care.

I drank this cup, and my ex texted me. That’s B. C. Y.

My B. C. Y. was so good, my neighbor came over and asked for the recipe. I told him to go to hell and he still took it.

I had B. C. Y. and my enemy had to drink hot water. Life’s not fair.

This cup is so good, my friend’s kid asked for a sip and now he’s my rival.

After my B. C. Y., my brain was like, 'I’m back.' My soul was like, 'Thank you.' My wallet was like, 'What?'

I had B. C. Y. and my brain started dancing. My soul started singing. My coffee started laughing.

This cup is so good, my brain took a vacation and my soul started a band.