B.C Rich

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A guitar brand famous for making the Warlock, the same guitar SlipKnot’s lead guitarist plays. His has the word HATE carved into the frets. Everyone else’s just has HATE spelled out like a f***ing toddler did it.
I saw Mick’s guitar and wanted to punch the HATE into my own frets.
My Warlock looks cool but sounds like a goat screamed into a trash can.
I tried to play HATE on my Warlock and it just screamed at me.
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A guitar company that makes big, ugly guitars for guys who think they’re the king of metal. They look like they were made by a fat kid who never took a music class.
My Warlock looks like it was dropped on my head by a dinosaur.
I bought one because it looked like it could punch a hole in my face.
It’s so ugly I can’t even look at it without crying.
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Guitars that look tough but sound like they’re being tortured. I tried a bunch at the store and every one of them was a f***ing disaster.
I played one and it sounded like a goat died in a blender.
The Warlock I tried looked cool but it played like a broken toaster.
I tried to play a Warlock and it just screamed at me.
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