B.C. Flapjack

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You're having sex and you punch your partner in the face while they're screaming like a baby.
I was having sex and I hit her when she was yelling like a kid.
He was having sex and I kicked him when he was screaming like a fool.
She was having sex and I bit her when she was yelling like a monster.
2
You're doing the deed and you slam your partner's head into the wall while they're having a fit.
I was doing the deed and I smashed her head into the wall when she was having a fit.
He was doing the deed and I slammed his head into the wall when he was having a fit.
She was doing the deed and I hit her head into the wall when she was having a fit.
3
You're in the middle of a wild makeout and you elbow your partner in the gut just because you're a jerk.
I was making out and I elbowed him in the gut because I'm a jerk.
She was making out and I hit her in the gut because I'm a pain.
He was making out and I pushed him in the gut because I'm a dweeb.
4
You're having a good time and you kick your partner's ass out of the room mid climax.
I was having a good time and I kicked her out of the room when she was climaxing.
He was having a good time and I slammed him out of the room when he was climaxing.
She was having a good time and I booted him out of the room when he was climaxing.
5
You're having wild sex and you slap your partner across the face right when they're about to cum.
I was having wild sex and I slapped him when he was about to cum.
She was having wild sex and I hit her when she was about to cum.
He was having wild sex and I whacked him when he was about to cum.
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You're in the middle of a hot makeout and you kick your partner's ass just because you're a total a**hole.
I was making out and I kicked her because I'm a total a**hole.
He was making out and I hit him because I'm a total pain.
She was making out and I elbowed him because I'm a total dweeb.
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