B.B.E.A.

My ex is a B. B. E. A. She looked at me and I forgot how to breathe.

That barista at Starbucks is a B. B. E. A. I spilled my coffee just to get her attention.

My cousin’s girlfriend is a B. B. E. A. He’s been drooling on her since high school.

My neighbor is a B. B. E. A. I sneak peeks at her through my window every day.

That girl in my math class is a B. B. E. A. I failed the test just to sit next to her.

My mom says my sister is a B. B. E. A. I say she’s just a pretty distraction.

That girl in my DMs is a B. B. E. A. I’ve been texting her for weeks and still can’t talk to her in person.

My friend’s crush is a B. B. E. A. He’s been following her on Instagram since third grade.

My teacher’s daughter is a B. B. E. A. I got detention just to see her once.