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My cousin flipped out when her bong broke. She threw a lamp at the wall.

She started screaming at the pizza guy because her bong was missing.

Her bong was the only thing keeping her sane. Without it, she’s a monster.

Her bong got stolen. Now she’s running through the mall yelling curses.

She threw her bong in the trash. Now she’s throwing chairs at the ceiling.

Without her bong, she started eating the couch. Literally.

She lost her bong. Now she’s dancing in the street with a chicken.

Her bong broke. She started a fight with the mailman.

No bong. No problem. She started a karaoke battle in the grocery store.