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Basic Ass Ridiculous Bitches Imitating Everyone’s Swagg. They think they’re hot, but they’re just fake China dolls with bad hair and worse taste.

That Barbiee tried to sound like Nicki Minaj but just ended up sounding like a confused pigeon.

She wore a pink track in the back and called it a ‘hair flex.’ Bro, it’s a track. You didn’t even put it on right.

She DM’d me saying she’s ‘the new queen’ and I told her to go back to the mall.

A Barbiee is a girl who thinks she’s the main character, but she’s just a bad weave and a cheap wig.

She tried to sing ‘Champion’ and it sounded like a broken kazoo.

She posted a selfie with a pink track in the back and called it ‘swag.’ That’s not swag, that’s a warning.

She tried to follow me and said ‘I’m gonna be big.’ I told her to go back to the China store.

Barbiees are the kind of bitches who think they’re cute, but they look like they got hit by a pink bus.

She tried to do a ‘barbiee flex’ but it was just a bad weave and a bad attitude.

She posted a track in the back and said it was a ‘hair flex.’ Bro, that’s a track, not a flex.

She DM’d me and said ‘I’m the next Nicki.’ I told her to go back to the mall and stop pretending.

A Barbiee is a girl who thinks she’s hot, but she’s just a bad weave and a bad track in the back.

She tried to sing ‘Champion’ but it sounded like a broken cat.

She posted a track in the back and said it was ‘swag.’ Bro, that’s a track, not a flex.

She DM’d me and said she was gonna be big. I told her to go back to the mall and stop pretending.

A Barbiee is just a girl who thinks she’s the main character, but she’s actually just a fake China doll with a bad weave.

She tried to do a flex and it was just a bad weave and a pink track in the back.

She posted a selfie and said it was ‘swag.’ Bro, that’s not swag, that’s a track.

She DM’d me and said she was the new Nicki. I told her to go back to the mall and stop pretending.

Barbiees are the kind of bitches who think they’re hot, but they’re just a bad weave and a track in the back that doesn’t even match.

She tried to sing ‘Champion’ but it sounded like a broken record.

She posted a track in the back and said it was ‘swag.’ Bro, that’s a track, not a flex.

She DM’d me and said she was gonna be big. I told her to go back to the mall and stop pretending.