ba:r fan

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A person who thinks they're cool but acts like a total waste of oxygen.

My bar fan tried to rap at the party and sounded like a dying cat.

That bar fan thought he could beat me at chess. I won, and he cried like a baby.

My bar fan tried to flirt with my mom. She gave him the look and he ran out.

A human who thinks they're the center of the universe, but they’re really just loud and dumb.

My bar fan yelled at the TV for no reason. The TV didn’t care.

That bar fan tried to start a fight with my dad. My dad just laughed and gave him a high five.

My bar fan tried to be a superhero. He wore a cape and fell into a puddle.

Someone who thinks they’re the best but can’t even spell their own name.

My bar fan tried to write a poem and spelled 'love' as 'l0v3'.

That bar fan tried to be a DJ. He played a song and forgot the beat.

My bar fan tried to be a wizard. He cast a spell and turned my mom’s hair pink.