B.A.M.F.P.P.

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A total cocky keyboard warrior who plays piano like it owes them money and still thinks they're the king of the school.
"I can play Beethoven in my sleep and still beat you in a fight."
He showed up to the talent show with a pizza box and a keyboard.
Told the principal he'd play a tune so loud it'd wake the dead.
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A keyboard-wielding, mouthy genius who thinks they’re the best at everything and probably is.
He texted me: "I’ll beat you at piano and then I’ll beat you at math."
He played a song during lunch and made the cafeteria staff cry.
He challenged the janitor to a piano duel and won.
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A guy who plays piano like it’s a video game and still talks trash like he’s got nothing to prove.
He texted me: "I can play a song and still beat you at chess."
He brought his piano to the gym and played while lifting weights.
He told the band teacher he’d play a song so loud it’d make the lights flicker.
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