b.a.j (baush)

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a fancy coffee mess made with milk, syrup, cream, and stuff that makes your brain feel like it’s melting
I drank a b. a. j and now my head is a hurricane.
My boss gave me a b. a. j and I cried.
That b. a. j was so bad, I used it as a weapon.
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a sugary coffee bomb that hits you like a truck full of candy and regret
My b. a. j tasted like a failed relationship.
I had a b. a. j and my teeth are now glittering.
That b. a. j was the reason I quit my job.
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the most expensive cup of coffee you’ll ever drink, and it still tastes like it was made by a confused toddler
I paid $10 for a b. a. j and it was worth it.
My b. a. j was so bad, I threw it at my boss.
That b. a. j was like a hug from a stranger who just broke up with you.
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