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A girl who smells like old pizza and thinks she's hot stuff
She showed up to the party wearing socks and a bra
Her perfume is just her underarm hair
She tried to flirt with me and said 'I'm not like other girls'
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A human trash can who also thinks she's a queen
She threw her drink on me and said 'I'm royalty'
Her hair looks like a raccoon got into her bag
She tried to kiss me and I ran away
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A girl who wears more makeup than a clown and still looks like a mess
She wore five kinds of eyeliner and still cried
Her lipstick was smudged and looked like a raccoon
She tried to do a high school musical and forgot the words
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A human disaster who also thinks she's a goddess
She spilled her soda on my shirt and said 'it's a fashion statement'
She tried to sing and it sounded like a cat was being tortured
She wore pajamas to the mall and called it 'casual chic'
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A girl who eats a whole pizza and still thinks she's thin
She ate six slices and still said 'I'm not fat'
She tried to do a split and fell flat on her face
She wore a bra that was two sizes too small and called it 'edgy'
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A human mess who still thinks she's a princess
She wore socks with sandals and called it 'royal style'
She tried to do a dance and looked like a confused chicken
She had spaghetti on her face and still took a selfie