B.A.G.R.

Current Trending

5 views · Added 16d ago · 6 definitions

1
A goat-raping legend who cusses like a sailor and roams the streets like a madman.
My uncle is a B. A. G. R. He once threw a goat off a bridge just because it looked at him wrong.
That kid in my class is a B. A. G. R. He eats lunch like it’s a goat’s last meal.
My mom said I was a B. A. G. R. in disguise because I stole a goat from the park.
2
A goat lover who goes full-on monster mode when someone insults his goat.
My brother is a B. A. G. R. He yelled at a goat until it ran away screaming.
That guy in the DMs said he’s a B. A. G. R. and he’s coming to steal my goat.
My teacher called me a B. A. G. R. because I gave her a goat for a pop quiz.
3
A goat-raping king who cusses so loud the goats run for their lives.
My cousin is a B. A. G. R. He cussed so hard a goat fell out of a tree.
The guy who took my goat is a B. A. G. R. He cusses like he’s got a goat in his pants.
My dad is a B. A. G. R. He cussed so much the goat ran away and joined the army.
4
A goat-raping beast who doesn’t know the meaning of the word 'no'.
My friend is a B. A. G. R. He went to a goat party and didn’t come back until the next day.
That guy in my class is a B. A. G. R. He tried to rape a goat during lunch.
My neighbor is a B. A. G. R. He took my goat and now he’s taking my mom.
5
A goat-raping wizard who uses cuss words to make goats cry.
My uncle is a B. A. G. R. He cussed so loud the goat cried and ran away.
That kid on TikTok is a B. A. G. R. He cusses so much the goats write him fan mail.
My brother is a B. A. G. R. He cussed so hard the goat turned into a goat wizard.
6
A goat-raping machine who cusses so hard the goats just give up.
My dad is a B. A. G. R. He cussed so loud the goat just walked away.
That guy in my DMs is a B. A. G. R. He said he’s gonna cuss my goat to death.
My teacher is a B. A. G. R. She cussed so much the goat turned in a math test.
xs