Baboony

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A smelly gap between your butt and your butt crack, usually full of dirt and old snacks.
My baboony smells like a week-old pizza and a dead sock.
I sat on a baboony and now I can't sit down.
My baboony is so bad, my dog won't touch me.
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A person who doesn't care what anyone says, even if they're poor and still got a smile.
He dropped out of school and now he's rich and still laughs.
She's poor but still got a crush on me.
He was homeless and now he's a millionaire.
3
Looks like a baboon that got hit by a bus and didn't like it.
He came out of the shower and looked like a baboon that got hit by a bus.
Her face looked like a baboon that got hit by a bus.
He fell in a mud pit and now looks like a baboon that got hit by a bus.
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A cute idiot who thinks his name is Andres and no one else can be baboony.
Andres is the only baboony and he thinks he's the best.
He says 'I am the only baboony and you are not.'
He named his dog Andres and now he's even more baboony.
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A giant black baboon who eats chicken, watermelon, and drinks grape Kool-Aid like it's the last day on Earth.
He ate a whole watermelon and still wants more.
He drank grape Kool-Aid and now he's purple.
He eats chicken like it's his job.
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