Babooniform

My uncle wore that suit to his brother's wedding and looked like he had been in a fight with a hippo.

She showed up to the gala in a babooniform suit and got laughed at by the entire room.

My dad’s suit has a hole the size of a pizza and he still insists it's 'business casual.'

He wore that suit to the prom and everyone knew he had been in a car crash.

My cousin's suit looked like it had been eaten by a bear with a butt full of hot dogs.

She showed up to the job interview with a babooniform suit and got fired before the interview even started.

He wore that suit to the wedding and everyone knew he had been in a fight with a donkey.

My brother's suit looked like it had been tossed in a blender with a butt.

She showed up to the party in a babooniform suit and nobody even asked her to dance.