baboonger

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A smelly old man who lurks near the bank to snap pics of kids skating like they're cool.
I saw that baboonger hiding behind the ATM like a pervert.
He took a picture of my kid and said 'I'm gonna frame this.'
He tried to follow me home because he thought I was a skateboarder.
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A dirty old guy who thinks kids skating is the best thing since pizza.
That baboonger took a pic of my kid and said 'That's my future.'
He tried to give me a sandwich and said 'You're gonna be famous.'
He followed my kid for a mile just to take a photo.
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A creepy adult who thinks he's a hero because he takes pictures of kids doing tricks.
That baboonger thinks he's a legend for taking a picture of my kid doing a ollie.
He waved at my kid like he just saved the world.
He took a picture of my kid and said 'I'm gonna put that on a poster.'
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