Babooned

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The new word to replace the boring old 'pissed' 'hammered' or just 'drunk' because now we can say 'babooned' and it sounds like a monkey threw up on you

My uncle babooned so hard he fell off a chair and tried to eat a sock

At the bar, my friend babooned so much he got kicked out for talking to the bartender's butt

I came home babooned and tried to explain my actions to my dog, who just stared at me like I was a bad sandwich

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A monkey with so much crap on it that it looks like it rolled in a dirt pile and then cried in a sock

My cousin looked like a babooned monkey after he ate three pizzas and a bag of chips

The guy at the park looked like a babooned monkey with his shirt on backwards and a banana in his hand

My dog came home babooned after eating my brother's old sock

by Slangipedia 15d ago

When your butt is so messed up from not wiping right that it feels like a thousand monkeys are scratching your butt and laughing at you

I got babooned so bad I had to take a shower and then a nap

My brother babooned so much he started talking to the toilet

After the party, I was babooned and had to sit on a pillow for two days

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A fat monkey with a face like a pancake and a personality like a sock that’s been worn for a year

My neighbor looked like a babooned monkey with a hat on backwards

The guy at the gym looked like a babooned monkey after eating a whole cake

My dad came home babooned and said he had a conversation with a sock

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A huge monkey from the east with a butt that smells like a garbage can and a face that looks like it’s been hit by a truck

My teacher looked like a babooned monkey after eating a whole pizza

The guy at the mall looked like a babooned monkey with a hat on backwards

My brother came home babooned and said he had a conversation with a sock

by Slangipedia 15d ago

When one guy squats on another guy so hard that it looks like he’s trying to open a can of beans with his butt

At the game, the pitcher babooned the catcher so hard the catcher cried

My friend babooned me so bad I had to take a shower and then a nap

My dad babooned my brother and now my brother has a cherry belly

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A big butt boner that comes out of nowhere like a monkey threw a banana at your face

I had a babooned boner so big I had to wear a hat

My brother had a babooned boner and tried to explain it to his dog

After the party, I had a babooned boner and couldn’t sit down

by Slangipedia 15d ago