baboonage

Fresh

0 views · Added 5d ago · 3 definitions

1
When a woman's snatch gets super puffy and swollen from getting turned on, especially if you're looking at it from behind like a total creep.
My cousin's vagina looked like a water balloon at the end of a hot summer day.
She was so worked up, it looked like her vulva was about to pop out of her pants.
He saw her from behind and said, 'Damn, that’s a full-blown baboonage.'
2
The moment a woman's private parts get so big and juicy, it's like her whole body is getting ready to explode from the inside out.
Her snatch was so swollen, it looked like a blowout at a gas station.
He couldn't look away, it was like watching a sausage link get ready to burst.
She was so turned on, her vulva looked like it was about to take over the room.
3
When a woman's private area gets so big and full from getting hot, it's like her whole body is getting ready for a serious sex party.
She looked like she was about to launch her whole vagina into space.
He was so distracted, he forgot to breathe, it was that bad.
Her vulva was so big, it had its own zip code.
xs