Baboon Penis

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A penis so red it looks like it got run over by a baboon's butt.

My dude’s cock looked like a baboon’s butt got slapped by a fire truck.

He came out of the shower like a baboon had dipped his head in ketchup.

His penis was so red it looked like it had a facepalm from a baboon.

When a guy’s penis is so red it looks like it was kicked by a baboon’s butt.

His cock looked like it had been beaten by a baboon’s butt with a mop.

He walked in like he had a baboon’s butt in a blender.

His penis was so red it looked like it had a facepalm from a baboon’s ass.

When a dude’s cock is so red it looks like it got peed on by a baboon’s butt.

His penis was red like it had been peed on by a baboon’s butt.

He looked like a baboon had peed on his cock with a firehose.

His cock was so red it looked like a baboon had taken a dump on it and laughed.