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When someone’s pants are so tight, their butt looks like a corn hole that’s about to pop.
My cousin’s pants looked like they were holding back a full-bladder explosion.
That guy’s butt was so big, it had a zip code.
She pulled up her pants so hard, I thought she was trying to launch herself into space.
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When your pants are so snug, you can see the outline of your corn hole like it’s on display.
His pants were so tight, you could see his corn hole doing push-ups.
She wore her pants like a second skin, and her corn hole was the star of the show.
That guy’s corn hole was so obvious, it had its own Instagram.
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When your pants are pulled up so hard, your corn hole looks like it’s about to escape.
His pants were pulled up so tight, his corn hole was doing the wave.
That girl’s corn hole was so visible, it had its own spotlight.
He pulled up his pants like he was trying to trap his corn hole in a cage.
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