baboon kiss

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When you butt heads with someone on purpose or by accident. Like a butt version of a kiss, but way more awkward and smelly.
My cousin and I bumped butts at the buffet. It was like a slap fight, but with ass.
I accidentally bumped butts with my boss. He looked like he wanted to kill me.
My friend and I bumped butts during a dance-off. We both fell over like farts in a hallway.
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When two people’s butts meet like a slap. It’s not romantic. It’s more like a butt-butt war.
My brother and I bumped butts during a video game battle. It was like a butt-butt war in the living room.
I bumped butts with my crush. It felt like I just got hit by a truck.
My friend and I bumped butts at the mall. It was like a slap fight, but with ass.
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When you butt head with someone, and it feels like they just kicked your butt. It's not love. It's more like a butt-butt betrayal.
I bumped butts with my mom. She looked like she wanted to murder me.
My friend and I bumped butts at school. It was like we were in a butt-butt betrayal.
I bumped butts with my crush. He looked like he wanted to punch me.
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When two butts touch like they're best friends. It's not cute. It's more like a butt-butt reunion with a side of drama.
My sister and I bumped butts at the park. It was like a butt-butt reunion with drama.
I bumped butts with my crush. He looked like he had a bad day at work.
My friend and I bumped butts during a movie. It was like a butt-butt reunion, but with popcorn.
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When you butt head with someone, and it feels like they just sat on your face. It's not a kiss. It's more like a butt-butt slap with no mercy.
I bumped butts with my crush. He looked like he sat on my face.
My friend and I bumped butts during a dance. It was like a butt-butt slap with no mercy.
I bumped butts with my mom. She looked like she was about to kill me.
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