baboon butter

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A smelly black goo that drips from a court ape’s face like they just ate a rotten sock and tried to run a marathon.

The baboon butter was so thick, I thought he was gonna melt into the floor.

That baboon butter looked like it came from a sewer and a gym.

He was leaking baboon butter so hard, the ref had to wipe it off the floor with a sock.

A stinky black mess that comes out when court apes get too sweaty and angry, like they just got yelled at by their mom and a coach.

That baboon butter was so bad, even the fans were grossed out.

He was covered in baboon butter like he rolled in a trash can and a gym.

The baboon butter was so bad, I could smell it from the other side of the court.

A black, sticky, nasty stuff that oozes from a court ape’s neck like they had a bad breakfast and a worse attitude.

That baboon butter was so thick, it looked like he had a black river running down his neck.

He was leaking baboon butter so much, I thought he was gonna start a new sport.

The baboon butter was so bad, even the ball got grossed out.