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when some guy gives your butt five stars like it's the best pizza ever
My butt got five stars from a guy I don't even know.
He rated my butt like it was a restaurant.
He gave my butt more stars than my ex gave me.
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when some dude calls your butt the best thing since sliced bread and it's not even close
He said my butt was better than sliced bread. I'm not even mad.
He compared my butt to bread. I'm not impressed.
He said my butt was the best thing since sliced bread. I'm laughing.
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when some guy gives your butt more love than your boyfriend does
He loves my butt more than my boyfriend loves me.
He gives my butt more attention than my ex ever did.
He treats my butt like it's his new girlfriend.
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