baboon

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A huge hairy ape from the east with a stink so bad it could make a dog cry and a toilet overflow.
My uncle is a baboon. He smells like a gym sock in a sauna.
That guy at the bus stop is a baboon. I could smell him from three blocks away.
My mom called my brother a baboon after he ate a whole pizza and a bag of chips.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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The worst thing you can call someone. It’s like saying they have the worst butt ever and also a bad personality.
My friend said I was a baboon. I took it as a compliment because I have a bad butt.
My teacher called me a baboon for talking too much. I deserved it.
My brother called my dog a baboon. He was right.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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When someone slaps your butt so hard it turns red, like a baboon’s butt after a long day of eating bananas and sitting on hot rocks.
My cousin babooned me at the party. My butt was red for a week.
My friend babooned me during lunch. I couldn’t sit down for two days.
My dad babooned me when I spilled soup on his shirt. I still remember the slap.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A monkey with a butt so messy it looks like someone dumped a whole jar of peanut butter and a bag of dirt on it.
My dog is a baboon. His butt looks like a mess after a food fight.
My brother is a baboon. He doesn’t wipe and his butt is a disaster.
My neighbor’s dog is a baboon. I can smell it from my house.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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When your butt is so sore and itchy from not wiping, you can’t stop scratching it, and it looks like a baboon’s butt after a long day of eating bananas.
My butt is a baboon. I scratch it every five minutes.
My brother’s butt is a baboon. He can’t stop scratching it.
My mom’s butt is a baboon. She says it’s from not wiping properly.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A fat monkey that looks like a messy pile of hair, sweat, and bad decisions.
My uncle is a baboon. He looks like he rolled in a pile of dirt and sweat.
My teacher is a baboon. She has a huge butt and smells like a gym sock.
My friend is a baboon. He eats too much and looks like a messy pile of hair.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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