Babooinous

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When someone is acting like a smelly baboon who just woke up and hates the world

My cousin ate three pizzas and then yelled at the TV like it was his enemy

My neighbor threw a banana peel at a mailman and then laughed like a maniac

My brother tried to flirt with my mom’s best friend and got called out by a toddler

When someone is being so stupid and messy it’s like a baboon took over a garbage can and started a war

My dog ate my homework and then pooped on my math teacher’s shoes

My sister tried to fix her phone by throwing it into a bowl of cereal

My friend drew a mustache on my principal’s face during lunch break

When someone is being so rude and obnoxious it’s like a baboon threw a tantrum in a fancy restaurant

My uncle cursed at the waiter and threw his soup across the table

My friend called my teacher a ‘dumb pizza’ during class

My brother kicked a chair and yelled ‘I hate everyone’ in the middle of a math test

When someone is being so clumsy and idiotic it’s like a baboon tried to do parkour and failed at life

I tripped over my shoelace and face-planted into my breakfast

My friend knocked over a whole table of drinks and then cried

My brother tried to jump over a couch and landed in a pile of cereal

When someone is being so loud and obnoxious it’s like a baboon just started a rock concert in a library

My brother screamed ‘I AM THE KING OF THE BATHROOM’ in the middle of a quiet class

My friend blasted his music so loud the windows started to shake

My cousin yelled at the sky and made the entire neighborhood look up