baboobap,bap&baboo's

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A lawyer firm run by Jeffy himself. Call them if you’re in legal trouble and want to be roasted while you’re at it.

I called baboobap because my ex tried to steal my cat. They said I could sue her and also get a free pizza.

My dad got in a fight at the grocery store. Baboobap took his case and now he’s famous.

I texted baboobap because my neighbor tried to sue me for mowing his lawn wrong. They said I could win and also get a discount on my next haircut.

Baboobap, bap & baboo’s is the worst lawyer firm ever. They charge you a lot and still don’t know what they’re doing.

My cousin hired baboobap to fight his ticket. They said he was guilty and also made him pay for a cake.

I called them when my landlord tried to kick me out. They said I could stay but I had to do 100 push-ups.

My mom called baboobap because her dog bit someone. They said the dog was innocent and the person was just bad at being alive.

Baboobap, bap & baboo’s is like a lawyer firm but they also give you a free snack and a punch in the face.

I called baboobap for my divorce. They gave me a bag of chips and also said my ex was a total loser.

My brother got in trouble for stealing a bike. Baboobap took his case and also gave him a donut.

I used baboobap because my friend got into a fight. They said he was right and also gave him a punch in the face.