babon

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A Cockney pet. Like a smelly old dog that thinks it’s fancy.
My aunt’s a babon. She chews gum and talks to the fridge.
That babon at the market tried to sell me a rat as a pet.
My neighbor’s a babon. He wears socks with sandals and still thinks he’s cool.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A baboon's bone. A monkey’s hard-on. Also a stuck-up little prick who thinks he’s the king of the jungle.
That babon in the park thinks he’s Tarzan. He’s just a monkey with a boner.
My dad’s a babon. He yells at the TV like it owes him money.
That babon at the gym flexes like he’s got a medal.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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The norovirus that shut down Babson College. Made everyone puke so hard they started a new religion.
That virus was a babon. It hit the college like a truck.
I had the babon virus. I puked in my shoes and cried.
The babon virus was so strong, it made the principal puke in a meeting.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A cheeky babon is a new species of people who talk back and swear like sailors. Created by Sir Adhesh Nichola-Pillai, who’s basically a god with a copyright.
My sister’s a cheeky babon. She talks back to the teacher and eats during class.
That cheeky babon in my class said the teacher’s a ‘dumb f***’.
My brother’s a cheeky babon. He’s got a copyright and a god complex.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A hypercuber. Someone who messes around with hypercubes like they’re toys. Found mostly in the Hypercubing Discord.
My cousin’s a hypercuber. He spends all day solving cubes that don’t exist.
That hypercuber in the Discord solves cubes in his sleep.
My friend’s a hypercuber. He’s got more cubes than a cube store.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A cheeky babon is a new species of people who talk back and swear like sailors. Created by Sir Dante Madmombe, who’s such a fraud he stole the word from the first babon.
My brother’s a cheeky babon. He says the teacher’s a ‘dumb f***’ in front of the whole class.
That cheeky babon stole my lunch and called me a ‘weirdo’.
My mom says I’m a cheeky babon. She’s a fraud and a thief.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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