babockery

I tried to fix my phone by putting it in the microwave. Now it’s broken and I’m broken too.

My dog thinks he’s a chef. He tried to cook my dinner with a pencil.

My mom said I was a babockery. I told her she was a babockery too.

My brother spilled soda on my laptop. Now it’s a babockery and I can’t do my homework.

I tried to build a treehouse and it collapsed. That was a babockery.

My teacher said my essay was a babockery. I said she was a babockery too.

I tried to be cool by wearing socks with sandals. My friends called it a babockery.

My dad tried to fix the toilet with a banana. That was a babockery.

I failed my math test and my mom said it was the babockery of the century.

I tried to be a superhero and fell off the roof. That was a babockery.

My friend drew a mustache on my teacher’s face. She said it was the babockery of the year.

I tried to ride my bike without training wheels. It was a babockery and I crashed.

I tried to do my homework while watching five different shows. It was a babockery.

My dog ate my math test. That was a babockery.

I tried to build a fort with pillows and it collapsed. That was a babockery.