babochee

I saw him try to make a sandwich and it looked like a war zone.

He failed to text me back even though I sent him 10 messages.

He tried to impress my sister with a joke and it was just awkward silence.

He tried to fix my laptop and it’s now completely dead.

He fell asleep during my presentation and snored like a bear.

He tried to cook dinner and it looked like something a raccoon would eat.

He showed up to my birthday party in pajamas and brought a pizza box as a gift.

He tried to help me move and broke my couch.

He told me he was a rockstar and I nearly cried.

He tried to beat me up and it was more like a hug.

He tried to flirt with my mom and it was just awkward.

He tried to rap and it sounded like a cat fighting a vacuum.

He tried to tie his shoes and it took 10 minutes.

He tried to answer a question and it was just a long pause.

He tried to walk into a room and it was like a dramatic entrance from a bad movie.

He walked into my class and everyone started laughing.

He tried to tell a joke and no one got it.

He showed up to my meeting in a tuxedo and no one knew what to do.