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A person who shows up to parties but hides in the bathroom like they’re avoiding a fight.
At the concert, he showed up but hid in the men’s room the whole time.
She texted me she was coming but was actually sleeping in her bed.
He said he’d be there but was just sitting on his couch eating chips.
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Someone who’s there but too busy thinking about their own life to help anyone else.
He was at the game but kept scrolling through his phone like it was more important.
She showed up but spent the whole time messaging her ex.
He said he’d help but was just watching TikTok.
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The kind of friend who says they’re coming but ends up being the last one there and the first one to leave.
He said he’d be there at 7 but showed up at 9 and left by 10.
She promised to come but was the only one who left before the movie ended.
He said he’d stick around but was gone before the pizza arrived.
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A person who’s like, ‘I’m here,’ but you can tell they’re just pretending to be part of the group.
He said he was going to the concert but just stood in the back texting his mom.
She said she was coming but was actually at home watching Netflix.
He said he’d be there but was just sitting on the couch like he was in charge.
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Someone who’s there but not really doing anything, like they’re just waiting for something better to happen.
He was at the party but just stood in the corner like he was waiting for a rescue.
She showed up but spent the whole time looking at her phone like she was waiting for a call.
He said he’d be there but just sat on the couch like he was waiting for the world to end.
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