Babloon

My cousin's babloon looked like a boiled sausage that exploded in a lake of guts.

I saw the babloon in the hallway and ran like my pants were on fire.

She called me a babloon because I ate three pizzas and a whole bag of chips.

My dog's babloon smells like old socks and gym socks after a football game.

He called me a babloon because I didn't shower for a week and wore the same socks for two days straight.

Her babloon was so bad, the whole class had to leave the room.

My brother's babloon made me cry and throw up in the middle of math class.

She said I was a babloon because I spilled my whole lunch on my shirt and cried like a baby.

His babloon was so bad, the teacher had to call the principal.

My sister’s babloon was leaking everywhere and smelled like a rotten banana.

He called me a babloon because I ate a whole cake and then cried in the hallway.

Her babloon was so bad, even the janitor ran away from it.

My babloon came out because I didn’t wash my hands for a month and ate a whole bag of chips.

He called me a babloon because I forgot to do my homework and cried in the middle of lunch.

Her babloon was so bad, the whole school got a warning from the principal.

My babloon was worse than a broken toilet because it leaked everywhere and smelled like a gym sock.

She called me a babloon because I spilled my whole lunch and cried like a baby.

His babloon was so bad, even the dog ran away from him.