bableonian

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A person who talks about whatever comes to mind, even if it makes no sense, and randomly throws in stuff that doesn't fit anywhere.

'So I was eating a sandwich, and then my cat started talking to me about the stock market.'

'I just said hello to a wall. It didn't respond. I'm confused.'

'I'm going to explain the meaning of life, but first I need to tell you about my ex's cousin's parrot.'

Someone who yanks random thoughts out of their butt and spews them at people like they're supposed to care.

'I like pizza. Also, the moon is made of cheese. Also, I think my sock is plotting against me.'

'I was walking my dog, and then I decided to start a band with my fridge.'

'I just told my mom the ocean is a lie, and she said I need to go to therapy.'

A person who talks about stuff that doesn't matter, and makes no effort to make sense of it.

'I was doing my taxes, and then I remembered I once fought a chicken.'

'I just said the sky is green, and now I'm arguing with my coffee.'

'I'm telling you about my pet rock, and you're still here.'

A person who talks about anything and everything, even when it's not needed, and it usually makes people want to scream.

'I was doing the dishes, and then I decided to invent a new language for my plants.'

'I told my boss the clouds are made of spaghetti, and he fired me.'

'I just explained the theory of relativity in 13 words, and no one understood it.'

Someone who jumps from one random thought to the next, and doesn't care if it's confusing or makes no sense.

'I was eating cereal, and now I'm arguing with my microwave about the meaning of friendship.'

'I just told my friend my left foot is a superhero, and he asked why.'

'I was explaining how to tie a shoe, and then I started a debate about the color of time.'