bable

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A table where the girls are so hot they make the rest of the school cry. Think of it like a lunchroom full of cheerleaders who don’t even need makeup.

My lunch table is a bable. I can’t eat because I’m too distracted by the girl in the red shirt.

I got moved to the bable table. I didn’t even know what that meant until I saw it.

That bable table is like a group of models who took a break from walking the runway.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

The meat on your chest that makes you feel like a superhero when you flex.

I got a new shirt that shows off my bable. I’m walking around like I’m the main character of a comic book.

My bable is so big, my shirt is like a second skin.

I woke up and my bable was doing push-ups. I had to do them too.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

The secret sauce of the universe. Bable and twix together are the reason we all still exist.

I was in the bathroom crying because my life sucked, then I said bable-twix totale! and it got better.

My friend and I scream bable-twix totale! every time we beat up the school bully.

I failed my math test, then I said bable-twix totale! and I passed.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

Bitches are always laughing at your problems like they're the main character and you're the sidekick.

My mom is a bitch and she laughed at me when I failed the test.

My friend is a bitch and she laughed when I spilled my soda on my shirt.

My teacher is a bitch and she laughed when I forgot my homework.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

Killing someone’s baby on purpose just to make them feel like a total failure. It’s like the ultimate flex.

I killed my enemy’s baby because he stole my lunch money. That’s what you do.

I killed my neighbor’s baby because she laughed at me. That’s how I got revenge.

I killed my baby brother because he wouldn’t share his candy. That’s how you get the best out of people.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

Tiny baby bagels that are so small, they look like they were born in a toaster.

I ate a bable and it was so tiny, it didn’t even fill my stomach.

My baby sister ate a bable and now she’s the size of a toaster.

My mom makes bables every morning and I eat them like they’re going out of style.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

A seat that’s like a booth on one side and chairs on the other. It’s like the universe is trying to make you feel special.

I sat at the bable and it was like I was a king in a throne room.

The bable was like a booth on one side and a chair on the other. I didn’t know what that meant, but it looked fancy.

I got moved to the bable seat because I was too cool for regular chairs.

by Slangipedia 5d ago